What did we miss?
1. Where is the rolling coffin? They rolled it to the campground an abandoned it there? What about Izzy's ice fishing aspirations?
2. Where is the snake?
3. Let me get this straight, you are hiring a new assistant, your old one is leaving in the Fall. So, it's going to take roughly five months to get the new assistant up to speed on the shit show that you call a life? Fun times.
4. K gets his way bought into the bee, M gets to go to Hawaii instead. Excellent parenting there.
5. Why does your husband glare at you with the hatred of a thousand suns?
6. Are the kids enjoying Awana?
7. How’s the super secret project under your deck coming along?
8. How’s the Vitamix?
9. How’s your lake house since you “closed” on it?
10. How are the baby’s crushing headaches?
11. Did you decide on a luxury vehicle for Israel? Or is the broken down Escalade still sitting in your driveway?
12. When do you get your (saline filled) balloon taken out?
13. How are your Peloton workouts going?
14. When can I expect your Twitter lawyer on my doorstep?
15.When can I expect my orange Stellan bracelet?
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