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Welcome Home Jennifer!

Since you didn't get a proper welcome home party let me be the first to welcome you back to Wisconsin. Sorry my kids didn't get a chance to choreograph a dance for you. Enjoy the summer here in Wisconsin with closed pools and parks, cancelled events and rules and regulations that won't apply to your family. I hope the boob band made it home, you will need it when you go to buy your 13894583 gallons of milk at Costco. I hope you can keep "both of YOUR homes". I am certain the people of Hawaii are rejoicing in your departure, while us here in Wisconsin are just overjoyed you have returned 😒 I made this little beach header to remind you of what you will be missing out on! Enjoy.

May Open Post

Hi Jennifer! Oh I forgot you don't read here. Just a quick post thanking you for making your 12 year old daughter's Instagram account to sell her clothing private. Good Job! Sweety, you don't need a program to monitor your kids online behavior, you need to shut them down completely. Other than your oldest son, none of them should be online without YOUR watchfulness and knowledge about where they are visiting or who they are talking to. What, did they find this site? If I remember correctly "K" visited and commented on here several months ago, so at least he is very aware of your online notoriety. Unless it wasn't K? Maybe I misunderstood 🙌 Also? Here in Wisconsin we don't need you or your "hunter gatherer husband" to help us get off the Stay At Home Order. Go wear your Boob Band to Costco and buy 13934883 gallons of milk. Continue to live in your paradise Hawaii in a state of denial. Wisconsin is doing just fine without you!